Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Don't f!@# with Ewoks.

Teddy bears who walk around their whole lives armed. They hunt every day to eat. They riddle their territory with booby traps and live in impenetrable tree fortresses. They capture beings twice their size and immediately begin preparations to roast them alive. They keep the heads of their enemies and use them for xylophones.

Don't fuck with Ewoks.

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