Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Nice music: Me & My Arrow

Just found this music.. sounds really good. At least the first track does.. haven't had more time yet to listen to more tracks.


It's just some minor blood loss. Not too worried about it.. more worried about a bacterial food-poisoning type of an infection.. two more days till I run of of days...

Time will tell.

Meanwhile, interesting physics stuff to read. Stuff Sheldon Cooper would blog about.

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Men: How to start a successful marriage (or try to save yours!).

First rule: You are NOT worthy of Her. It does not matter how good looking, rich, successful, or endowed you are.. she can always find someone who will treat her better.

Second rule: Always try to be worthy of her.

Third rule: Never lie. Never. You might think you are saving her feelings from being hurt, but once you start telling her a lie you will keep on doing it. It's just one little white lie.. what can it hurt? Know what? She will know that you have told her a lie. So don't start doing it.

Tip: Never bring up past arguments.

Tip: Always support her in public.. even if you know she is wrong. You two are a team. It's you two against the world. The moment one of you start viewing the other as an opponent, the marriage starts breaking apart.

Tip: Don't put her down. You may think she's just been 'watching TV all day' or just 'watching the kids' but you have no idea all the little (and lots of times BIG) things she does for you all the time.. even if it just a pretty shoulder to sit next to at the end of a long day.

Tip: Real men admit when they have made a mistake. So when you are wrong, just admit it.

Tip: Let Her know and feel She is beautiful and sexy, but not a sex object.

Tip: Groom yourself.. She has to look at you. Put yourself in her shoes: would you want to wake up next to *that*?

I honestly hope something in this advice sticks.. us guys need all the help we can get.

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Drinking Perfection

"I'm not perfect, but when I drink I like to think I am." -Protiguous.

Dec 30th

So according to my son, I'm going to run out of days to live on Friday the 30th of December 2011..


I'd better wear clean underwear.

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Too Many Batteries

My wife thinks I have too many batteries. I don't like to toss batteries.

So I counted. I only have 30. In my desk drawer. Of double a's (AA). lol.

Haven't counted the other types and the other stash. Yet. lol.

Don't know why I shared this. Just seemed funny..


Nice !
Pulled from SQUIDDING!:


“The first thing to know about Goldman Sachs is that it's everywhere. The world's most powerful investment bank is a great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like money.”  —Matt Taibbi 

Squidding Poster

Squidding Locations

Goldman Sachs Group
(200 West Street, New York, NY and 30 Hudson Street, Jersey City, NJ)

Burger King

The Art Institute of New York City
(11 Beach Street New York, NY 10013)

Holiday Inn
(including 51 Nassau Street)

Crowne Plaza Hotel
(including Times Square, 1605 Broadway between 48th & 49th)

Best Western Hotels
(including South Street Seaport,
33 Peck Slip & Times Square,
234 West 48th Street)

Squidding Expedition

Don't miss Occupy Wall Street's mass squidding expedition!

Monday, December 12, 7:30 AM
Meetups at Zuccotti Park (Broadway and Liberty)
& west side of City Hall (Broadway and Park)

Why Squid? Goldman Facts

Federal taxpayer bailout funds received: $63.6 billion
Profits for the years 1996-2010: $76.2 billion
Profits since bailout (2009-2010): $21.7 billion
2010 CEO Lloyd Blankfein pay: $13.2 million
2010 bonuses and compensation: $15.4 billion
Bonuses and compensation for top 5 execs last 10 years: $1.0 billion
Offshore subsidiaries in tax havens: 29
Lobbying since bailout (2009-2010): $11.2 million
Political contributions in 2008 & 2010 federal elections: $8.4 million

More info about Goldman Sachs »


Sunday, December 11, 2011

Dubstep Programming

I have discovered dubstep.. and my programming has accelerated.

Who knew dubstep could be so focusing and relaxing?

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Blue Balls

Blue balls are the real reason men start wars. :P

You women really just do not understand how painful they are and how we feel when we're horny.

At least we don't go cheat on our wives.

You women don't even know why they hurt. And it is NOT because of blood engorgement to the genitals..

Rebecca Black - My Moment - Official Music Video - YouTube

Rebecca Black - My Moment - Official Music Video - YouTube: "30,033,446"

Rebecca, you are great.

Ignore the haters.. they don't have 30,033,446 views on even one video.

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Poop Machine know those days were you feel like a poop machine? I hate those days.

I wish I was the Doctor..

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Fox News On UC Davis Pepper Spraying: "It's a food product" - YouTube

Fox News On UC Davis Pepper Spraying: "It's a food product" - YouTube:

The chancellor.. he was just trying to feed these students...

You bitch. What right does any human have to inflict this upon any other peaceful human? None.

I hope when FOX 'News' turns its back on you, that you remember pepper spray is only a 'food product'.

FOX, you sicken us with your mistruths and bias.

The frantic philosophy scratches a fire.

"The frantic philosophy scratches a fire."

This was a random sentence in a spam I that got caught in my spam filters. (The paragraphs looked constructed using a hidden markov chain generator.)

It just just caught my attention, lol.